404 Page Not Found - Fail!

The page you requested is not available.

Possible reasons:-

  1. The internet is broken.
  2. Your keyboard is broken.
  3. Something is broken between the keyboard and your chair.
  4. Your fingers are too fat.
  5. Corrosion is stopping proper electron spin.
  6. Solar flares.
  7. I made some sort of mistake.

Possible solutions:-

  1. There's nothing you can do, the world has ended.
  2. Buy a new keyboard. Call me, I have reasonable prices.
  3. Buy a smarter chair, or hire me to operate your computer for you.
  4. Take up regular exercise, eat less lard.
  5. Apply WD40 to your internet connection. Or immerse modem in virgin olive oil.
  6. Get a tin foil hat (aluminium foil won't work).
  7. There's nothing you can do, the world has ended.

In the event that none of the above conditions apply - please contact me and I'll create the required page.




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